If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

but-i-knew-him:

When a movie is so good that the DVD release doesn’t even have to put a title anywhere on the case

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alphalewolf:

"Captain America is my least favorite Aven-"

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captainfart:

plE ASE SNWOPIECR ER GETTIN G CON SIDERED F RO THE OSCAR S THE Y’RE GONN A GET FOREIGN FIL M NO MINA TION ?? ?? HOPE FUL LY ? ??  I WAN T TH EM. .. . TO WIN … .. FO R KO REA… . BUT A LS O SN O WP IER CER HWY WON’T TUM BLR LET ME VARY FONT SZES I’M GONNA GO PUNC H THE FA CE OF GOD